Dias doing very little

Its raining vases in Lisbon. 
Buckets are a bit too brutal for portuguese tongues. 

Today I went into hiding. I must have missed an hour of office time cowering in doorways, under arches, leaping from umbrella to umbrella and seeking refuge in a cafe with rude waiters. 

Falling into the office my boss informed me it was lunch, therefore I should take an hour and a half off.