Numero Dois: 'The special one'.
I won't lie. I had no idea who Jose Mourinho was untill I saw this wonderful Stella Vine painting. Stella Vine is an ex-stripper who paints witty, if vaguely disturbing celebrity portraits. I love this piece and now I love Jose.
Here, I think it would be appropriate to insert some interesting trivia abour senhor Mourinho, however, due to lack of time and energy I will simply add this classic Nikki Simspon quote:
'He's a fine piece of Portuguese ass!'
Numero tres: 'THE CROUCH'
Look at him. He is a human starfish, a disco dancing robot on stilts. He is my favourite in the England line up. He is the Crouch.
Numero Cuatro: Controversial, moi?
He shines brighter than the Dungeness radioactive power plant. He is a tangerine dream (oh god, I didn't think it was possible to embarass oneself so badly!!)..haha I don't like him that much, but watching people's reactions when I tell them I do is quality entertainment. So...with a proud place on my list of footballing likes is the shameless winker, Cristiano Ronaldo.
What sort of blog would this be without a tune muy muy grande??