Celebrity gossip, like politics, seems to be one of those things that are almost always mildly interesting and on rare occassion, are very interesting. This week's celebrity gossip is all about Kim K.'s divorce and now...Justin Bieber's alleged baby.
Now, most of us who aren't having our careers threatened by a potential 'Oops Child' are sitting back at home going, "Get a paternity test dude. If you didn't do it, get the paternity test already. Fastest way to prove that you're innocent... if you indeed are..." I was infact thinking these things when I heard about Bieb's situation on the radio. When I went to read the tidbit on it in the newspaper it was all about his accuser is 20 and they, the Bieber reps, are going to fight the allegations. I thought the part where it would be easiest to do a paternity test was missing a little bit there. Then I looked at the next page. There, in big letters was, "Get a lawyer; make sure it's his kid", compliments of Miss Lonelyhearts. Thank you Miss Lonelyhearts.
The only thing better than Miss Lonelyhearts 'telling' Bieber what to do was Mom's reaction to the situation. "Oh look," she said,"there's a picture of the mother on the front page." I, curious, looked for said picture and was forced to reply, "Mom. That's Justin Bieber." If life were a tabloid, it would use this situation to say "Justin Bieber mother to his own child". Life isn't a tabloid though, and Bieber's career is going to take a hit no matter what the truth is. So is his personal life for that matter. We'll see how this turns out.